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Along Came Jennifer Aniston's Nipples

rooftop, Robert
Why does Jennifer Aniston never wear a bra? This has bugged me for years. How was Friends appropriate for television with her nipples poking out all over the place? Google image search her name and it quickly becomes clear that this isn't just a Friends thing. She is a good actress (beyond the part that no matter what her role is, she is still Rachel in every way) but I would like to have seen her nipples fewer times in my life.

That's all I'm saying.

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This sounds terrible, but I googled "Jennifer Aniston nipples" (NOT on image search, thank you) and first it tried to fill in the rest to say "Jennifer Aniston nipples in friends" but after just going with the first choice I saw this (from http://thesuperficial.com/2008/07/jennifer_aniston_what_is_this.php):

Suddenly, Jennifer Aniston's nipple sonar went off: Somebody was popping nips and their name wasn't Jennifer Aniston.

"I'll see about this," Jennifer said. She quickly turned to her assistant. "Ice me."

"But, miss-"

"I SAID, 'ICE ME!'"

Several cold seconds later, Jennifer Aniston's nipples were primed like rockets in a missile silo. She motioned for her driver to stop near a pack of paparazzi. Jessica Alba, Rihanna: a day of reckoning is upon thee.

Jennifer Aniston exited the vehicle and immediately began pointing at objects with almost laser-guided precision. Inside her head a maniacal, yet genius, monologue ensued:

"Is that a rock? Now it's a rock being pointed at by my nipples. What are you drinking? A latte? Now it's a latte being pointed at by my nipples. Say, is that a bird?"

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